by Amy DuFault and Anna Brones, Source: EcoSalon

Because life is sexier when you’re not a gas guzzler.

  1. You’re so stealthy in that Prius, I’ll show you how to make some noise.
  2. I save so much energy with this car, I can put the leftover to good use.
  3. Just because I don’t use crude oil doesn’t mean I don’t like things dirty.
  4. This car is small, but we can make it work.
  5. Do you like things battery operated?
  6. Can I offer you a space to plugin and recharge?
  7. I like things with more miles per gallon.
  8. Don’t worry, my energy levels never get low.
  9. Want to charge up with me?
  10. You make me glow as bright as your dashboard.
  11. Who needs oil when you’re naturally charged?
  12. Want to drive for miles and stare at my dashboard?
  13. Nothing is sexier than meeting CAFE standards.
  14. You’re so energy efficient.
  15. I’d love to use you as two types of fuel.
  16. My batteries are designed for extended life.
  17. How long is your lifecycle emission?
  18. Would you like to buy me dinner with your tax credit?
  19. That aerodynamic architecture sure makes you look good.
  20. I can feel my energy security rising when I am with you.
  21. I bet we could maximize on that kinetic energy.
  22. I’ll make sure you idle less.
  23. Is that an advanced piece of machinery or are you just happy to see me?
  24. How many engines do you have under your hood?
  25. If I were a hybrid car, I’d let you hand the control over to my electric engine.
  26. I don’t need to keep my engine running when I am with you.
  27. I bet your dual source of energy means you’re up for a good time.
  28. Don’t let the compact size fool you.
  29. Are you as efficient with your hands as you are with your energy?
  30. Would you like to improve my fuel economy?
  31. You should see MY Stop/Start capability.
  32. Did you just say “propulsion power?”
  33. What do you say we pull over and plug into the grid?
  34. Hold on, let me put on my back up sensor before you say another word.
  35. Convert this.
  36. You make me want to become a cleaner-burning woman.
  37. Did you get the chassis stiffener on your model?
  38. What do you say we get some non-toxic cleaners and go wax your car?
  39. I’d love to be your hydrogen fueling station.
  40. With all the MPG you get, we can totally drive into the sunset like, twice.
  41. With all these high gas prices, we should park somewhere and talk.
  42. You have a hybrid? You’re so unconventional. I like that.
  43. Oh, you have two motors? That’s hot.
  44. Your car’s power and movement turns my wheels.
  45. Petroleum is so 2000.
  46. What’s your favorite cruising speed?
  47. This car is roomier than I thought! Does that mean we can recline the seats?
  48. Mmmmm… plug in sounds sexy.
  49. You’re like your hybrid, so quiet but so powerful.
  50. Let’s make sure your gasoline engine doesn’t engage.